pühapäev, oktoober 08, 2006

kalad ja seks

ehk siis teisisõnu tegin mingisugust tobe iseloomustus-test.
Mõningad põnevaimad kohad teen kohe boldiks kah.

Heterosexual

Nowhere in the Pisces's paradoxical nature more evident than in her her sexual behavior. For such a subjectively fueled creature, sex, something meant to be personal an experience, is probably the one thing in life toward which she is ultimately wholly objective. Indeed, Pisces enjoys eroticism, even in the form of a dime-store novel, generally endowed with a talent for exteriorizing sex herself, wether it be in her own writing or in her blatant exploration of the subject in what is otherwise meant to be polite conversation. That dynamic follows her into the bedroom. She is open to activities that might make other women's hair curl. She is not so much passive, or even receptive, as she is suspectible to the desires of her partner. She is utterly available in the moment, willing to comply with her partner's penchant for sexually going “around the world”, open to any and all oral or anal activities with equal nonchalance. Picses is not the passionate lover, any pleasure seeming to take her unawares. On the other hand, she never quite loses her untainted and innocent vision of what sex should be.

Straight turn-ons: Father figures (appi, vanamehed :D) or young boys(appi, olen pedofiil :D), sensitive men, androgynous looks, smooth bodies, swimmers(???), models, delicate features, bone structure, artists, poets, creatives (paraku küll jah), married men (veel kord appi), homewrecking(kole lugu), extended foreplay, tender sex, massage, lite submission, b+d, (passive)(vist jah) oral, slow, sleepy sex(jah), erotica (mhmhmm), softcore porn, (passive) analingus, (passive) tickling, teasing, (passive) anal penetration, long fingers, toes, flattery, (passive) seduction(jaaaa!), nibbling, licking, pillow talk, gifts, surprices, bisexuality, lesbian erotica, prostitute role play, alcohol, narcotics


ehk siis lühikokkuvõte: kui ma olen lits ja vabameelne, siis on see mulle lubatud, sest ma olen Kalad :D Äkki peaks siis hakkama nii käituma kah? :D

5 ...kaja:

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nonii, nyyd on k6ik korraga 2kki nii selge :D :D :D
ja kus see kuulus test on ?

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okcupidis. aga registreeruma peab...

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ah kurat siis ei taha :D ei viitsi :D

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seda ma küll välja ei lugenud et kalad peaksid litsid ja vabameelsed olema :) aga sa võid sellegipoolest nii käituma hakata :)

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no mina lugesin. Muidugi ei pea, aga soodumused nagu oleks...
miks ma nii lugesin. noh, kes teab :P